Guys Like Me
by dedrudeli
We’re the guys who love you truly and deeply.
We’re the guys who can give you whatever your heart desires.
We’re the guys who can pleasure you immensely, if only you look beyond our appearance.
We’re the guys who tell you how beautiful you are every other second.
We’re the guys who know exactly what to say in every situation.
We’re the guys who write those poems you love, and who you wish you knew.
We’re the guys you don’t notice or who you shun whenever you pass us by.
We’re the guys who you roll your eyes whenever we have the courage to say, "hi."
We’re the guys whose hearts break when you don’t want to dance.
We’re the guys whose personality you love and wish would be in Brad Pitt’s body.
We’re the guys who know exactly where every spot is and know how to touch it.
We’re the guys who ACTUALLY think about you all the time and ACTUALLY miss you.
We’re the guys who make the money even though you say you don’t care.
We’re the guys who spend half our money on you only because you’re you.
We’re the guys who want you to be happy and never be sad.
We’re the guys who want to massage you so YOU feel good, not so WE feel good.
We’re the guys who can’t wait for your phone call or can’t wait to call you.
We’re the guys you’re looking for when your boyfriend hits you or yells at you.
We’re the guys you’re looking for when you need someone to talk to.
We’re the guys you’re looking for when you need someone to cry on.
We’re the guys who are waiting by our lonesome for you to come to your senses.
We’re the guys who make you laugh at all the perfect moments.
We’re the guys who don’t care what you wear… either way you’re beautiful.
We’re the guys you think are pointless because of the way we look.
But no matter how bad you treat us and hurt us… We still KNOW… Woman is the most precious thing in the universe.


